$1,500 Gig

My agent threw me a curve ball today.

There is an upcoming gig this Thursday that doesn't follow the typical bachelorette party procedures. It's a birthday event for a lady and the customer is none other than the lady's husband. According to my agent, the husband wants me to take his wife on a "fantasy date." 

The pay is supposedly going to be about 1,500 dollars, but I'm not getting my hopes up yet on its success. My last encounter with this kind of situation ended poorly---read 'Private Show for the Wife.'

The husband and his wife plan to celebrate her birthday this week at a beach resort, where I will meet them.

I called the husband to plan Thursday. He seems to be over fifty, possibly sixty. His wife is much younger than him, around forty. "She's still hot though," he said. "She's a fitness girl, works out all the time, has a stunning body, 5'4, weighs at 116 pounds, blonde, beautiful---you'll love her. She just feels like she's been going over the hill lately, so I want a younger guy to make her feel otherwise."

The initial plan was for me to meet the couple at a local club. I would approach the wife on the dance floor and try to pick up on her from there. If things go according to plan, I would spend more of the evening "showing" his wife a good time, possibly even going back to their hotel room and doing "whatever the wife wanted to do", according to the husband.

One problem though. The wife is not aware of any of this.

This plan could backfire in many ways. First, the wife might dance with me for a short while before moving on to something else, or may even reject my advance altogether. Second, if she knew her husband paid me to "show her a good time," then she may get pissed and call off the whole charade. Also, I saw a lot of difficulty in convincing her, a complete stranger, to spend the rest of the evening with me just from an approach on the dance floor where the music is too loud and the atmosphere is too crowded. Then, there was the issue of meeting the husband at the club for payment without the wife knowing.

The husband responded by saying that I could meet him at the hotel beforehand while the wife was laying out by the swimming pool. That gave me the idea for a new plan.

"How about this," I told him. "I can arrive at the hotel early and go to the swimming pool and strike up a conversation with your wife and go from there. I'll pretend that I'm also staying at the hotel on a business trip with nothing to do for the day. While I'm talking to her, you can come up and introduce yourself. After discovering that I'm in town alone, you can invite me out to dinner and the club with your wife. I'll ride along in the same vehicle as you guys. She'll feel a little more obligated to have me along then, and I'll have the whole night to spend with her."

"That sounds like a great plan!" he said. "Maybe we'll try that."

"Hopefully, she'll go along with it," I said.

"Oh, she will. I'm sure she will. You just show her a good time. I got everything else covered---your food, drinks. Afterwards, we can go back to the hotel room and you can do with her whatever she wants."

A unique gig, to say the least. Only Thursday will tell.

(Continued here: Part 2)

E-mails From Pam

Pamela has been reading my blog for awhile now and has been fantasizing about the idea of having just a one-on-one private party with a male stripper. She wrote about what she would like to do if I were her male dancer, and even sent me a few erotic pictures of herself. With her permission, I'm sharing the content of some of her e-mails with you, but she wanted to keep the pictures private.

Maybe one of you aspiring male dancers will get her as a client one day. It would be a very enjoyable show to say the least.

Without further ado, here are her messages:

Hello sexy Dion-

I hope you're doing well and that you enjoyed your Caribbean vacation!  Again, I've been enjoying your blog updates and the stories of your first few experiences stripping very much.  You are such an eloquent and descriptive writer!  You bring your experiences to life through your words and I'm thoroughly enjoying them.   I loved the latest photo you posted as well - one of the first shots taken of you.  MMMM what a gorgeous body..and the tease of the thong peeking out of your jeans definitely had my juices flowing.  I was fantasizing I lived in your area of the country and hired you for a private show mmm oh the things I'd let you do to me:)

I hope you're having a wonderful week and look forward to hearing from you and reading and seeing much more on your blog.

Kisses,
Pam

 The following e-mail:

Hi Dion-

What a lovely way to start my Sunday with a note from you;)  You definitely put a smile on my face and a warm tingly sensation between my legs when I read your stories and look at your sexy pictures.

MMMMMM and if I did hire you locally, I'd want you to write about it:)  It would turn me on to read your thoughts on our show...and knowing that others were reading about it and hopefully getting turned on, jealous, or both would be very exciting to me!!

Here's a little of what I imagine......I picture myself in a nice hotel property somewhere in your neck of the woods.  You come to my room and have selected one of your favorite stripper costumes that you know will tantalize me but is also one that makes you feel really hot and sexy.  I assume you do a cop most of the time?  That would be exciting, but really anything you selected would, I'm sure, be wonderful.  I'd be wearing a dress that is a bit low cut to show off my big tits.  They're hard to hide, but hopefully seeing them spilling out of my dress would be exciting for you as well.   What you wouldn't know (yet) is that I'm not wearing any panties under my dress.  I have stockings and a garter, but no panties, which makes me feel even more sexy and naughty:)  You'd place me where you wanted me and begin your show....I might be a little shy and breathless at first, but as you continue dancing and disrobing, my excitement and enjoyment would win out and I'd be a very active participant, applauding, cheering and tipping you generously.  My hands would reach out to touch your perfect body as you danced close to me, and I imagine you'd be touching me as well...getting more bold as the dance continues.  Your very full thong would be tantalizing me and I'd be dying to reach out and touch you....pull that thong off so I can see your beautiful cock.  I'm sure it's as perfect as the rest of you....but I'd refrain. Under my skirt, my juices would be flowing liberally by now....and a very naughty thought would pop into my head.  As you danced away, with your back to me so I can marvel at your gorgeous ass, I'd pull my skirt up around my waist.  You'd turn around and see me, legs spread wide, my pussy fully exposed to you, rubbing my clit and fingering my juicy pussy.  MMMMMM see what you do to me?  I'd say as I continue to finger myself

mmmmmm  now I've got myself very turned on mmmm  and i can imagine a lot more from there ohhhh

I hope you have a lovely Sunday Dion.  I look foward to hearing more from you.

Kisses,

Pam

 

Male Stripping Q & A (May 2013)

It's been awhile since I posted my answers to various questions publicly. Loads of questions came in recently, so here they are (all complete with grammar and spelling mistakes):

1.)  From Devohnta

I read all about u in your blog is it possible u can email me info on hoe to become one

My answer:

Thanks for reading, but if you read a little more, you would have found your answer by now.

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2.) From Gurj 
  
Can can you get into the male stripping Industry ?

Gurj 

My answer:

I'm already in the male stripping industry. I assume you're asking me how to get you into it, right?

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3.) From Arun

Hey Dion This is Arun and i am 21 years old mumbai based guy. I want to be a Stripper but i don't know that from where i can start i mean i don't have any contacts in this field. If you can help me in that please contact (phone number redacted). 

My answer:

Hi Arun. Have you checked out my "How to Become a Male Stripper" tab at the top of my website? I suggest you start there. I'm adding more information to it all the time, so check back for more updates.

I really can't help you with contacts since you're based in Mumbai and I'm in southern Alabama---we're on opposite ends of the world for crying out loud. Even if I could help you, I'm not going to call you internationally.

You have an internet connection, so utilize the search engine. You'll be surprised at what you'll find. You live in a big place like Mumbai, full of people and potential customers. I live in the countryside where I see more wild animals than people, and if I can find stripping work out here, then you can find a TON of work where you live.

Dion
sinistralmetal@yahoo.com

Tough Party 05/03/2013

These girls were actually locals, not tourists---a rarity. It was a bachelorette party comprised of black girls that took place in a nice suburb. I came with my typical cowboy costume.

These women weren't mean. They tipped well and treated me with a moderate amount of civility as one can give at a bachelorette party. The main problem was their shyness since most of them scurried away from my approach and wouldn't participate at all. If there's one ingredient that spoils a bachelorette party, it's shyness.

There were about a dozen girls in attendance, and out of all of them, only three participated with me, and by 'participate', I mean sitting still and not running from the male stripper. Even the bachelorette, who was too drunk to stand up, tried to escape my proximity against the wishes of her friends.

"Put it on her face," one of her friends told me. I tried, but the bachelorette ran and stumbled into a wooden chair and collapsed on the floor. I decided that chasing her further to deliver my package onto her face would result in some serious injuries.

After about fifteen minutes into the party, I tried to leave, but the girls wanted me to dance more. The problem was that there was no one to dance with. I lingered around about five more minutes and managed to dance with one tall girl who had on a pair of black shiny leggings.

The girls had a "no picture" rule, so after completing my dancing, I called an end to the party. The crowd thanked me kindly. Two girls gathered my tip money from the floor and gave it to me.

It was a tough, yet generous crowd. However, this was one of those parties where money was the sole motivating factor. I hope the show booked for tomorrow adds some joyful flavor to the mix.

Sanjeev's Demands

From: Sanjeev

Subject: Male stripping question

Hello,

I am a male, charming attractive, Sexy. With black Hair, Green eyes, Fair Complexion.

Live in Delhi, India. Passport Ready.

I am interested to become a male stripper.

Send me complete info, what I need to do like clicking my portfolio.

and from where to start? Is this happens in India, Delhi.

Awaiting reply.

Sanjeev.

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My response:

Hello Sanjeev:

Thank you for taking the time to e-mailing me. That's a cool name, by the way. Sanjeev!! 

Just like you said, Sanjeev, you are a charming fellow demanding assistance for employment rather than politely asking. I'm flattered that you want to work for me even though I don't own my own company. Send me "complete info" about yourself and "click" your portfolio while you're at it.

Awaiting reply. 

Dion