New Year's Resolution for (Aspiring) Male Strippers (2019 Edition)

I have posted resolutions for both aspiring and professional male strippers in the past.Here is another updated one.

Even now, I find that much of this advice still holds true.

So take these resolutions for what they're worth to you.



Aspiring Male Stripper Resolutions

• I will train to build a better body.
• I will eat a healthy diet to attain an ideal physique.
• I will improve my dancing abilities, even if I think I know how to dance.
• I will groom myself and maintain the highest standards of hygiene.
• I will start a portfolio of professional pictures of myself, so I have something to send to employers. (2019 Update: Some employers prefer recent selfies now)
• I will have my own cell phone with Google Maps and uninterrupted service.
• I will have my own music player accompanied by a set list of good dance songs (phones and portable speakers work).
• I will put together at least two different costumes.
• I will buy some sexy underwear for stripping.
• I will contact at least three different employers for work.
• I will listen to criticism.

Professional Male Stripper Resolutions

• I will maintain or improve my work-out routine, diet, and physique.
• I will practice my dance routine and look for ways to improve it.
• I will continue to look my best, never slacking because I have achieved success.
• I will learn to perform and speak in public, even if I think I already know how.
• I will check out different employers to learn about other opportunities out there.
• I will treat my current employer(s) with respect because they provide me with work.
• I will give my customers the best service that I can.
• I will put together another costume and/or improve the ones I already have.
• I will create business cards and network with local limo services, party buses, event organizers, or any other possible venues that may require a male stripper.
• I will update my portfolio if necessary.
• I will abstain from activities and substances that are detrimental to my health and physique (i.e. drugs, binge drinking, other illegal activities).
• I will not be envious of others, nor compare myself to my peers.
• I will be amiable, enthusiastic, and professional.
• I will not boast, brag, or gloat about my profession.
• I will always remember where I came from.
• I will strive to learn other skills and knowledge in life, because I know that I cannot strip forever.

• I will evaluate my bad parties and discover new ways to satisfy customers, even if they are difficult.
• I will count and record my earnings, even the tips down to the last dollar. I will use this information to track my personal budget, note the customer flow each month and season, and to note which parties netted the most tips so I can make the necessary adjustments for improvements. 

• I will save/invest my excess tip money wisely, instead of splurging on unnecessary things that will not benefit me in the long run.
• Keep my eyes and ears open for new opportunities and careers.
• I will seek out other job opportunities for the future, because stripping is not a career.

With that said, good luck on 2019!

Last Chance For Male Stripping Books!

My two books on male stripping, "Behind the G-String" and "American Stripper", are about to be removed from circulation. Now is your last chance to purchase them.

You can order them here:

"American Stripper" (memoir): https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ZGQG3DQ

"Behind the G-String" (how-to become a male stripper): https://www.amazon.com/Behind-G-String-Dions-Becoming-Stripper-ebook/dp/B00MGRUEYM/


Both books received excellent reviews (many thanks!), and I'm hesitant to remove them, but I plan to release superior versions in the future. That may just be a few years.

Anyway, enjoy.

Mexico Beach

For those who have read the news, you have probably seen the devastation done to Panama City, especially Mexico Beach. That place was quite the destination for bachelorette parties. I've done quite a number of parties in Mexico Beach, so it looks like I won't be back to perform at that place for a bit. Here's to a speedy recovery for them.

Farrah De Lis: The Scamming Stripper (and Prostitute)

A few years ago, I made a post about a female stripper, Farrah De Lis, who ripped off her customers along with her agency. After that, I had a reader send me a Youtube video about her (which I shared, but it has long since been taken down), and another reader e-mail me about how his party got ripped off by her (I didn't post this). You can read the original story here:  Farrah De Lis Rips Off Agency

I had forgotten that I had written about her, but lo and behold in August of 2018, her shenanigans pop up again. Just recently, someone anonymously posted this little gem in the comments section:

Her name is Sara Drescher, she is a career criminal. Her Facebook profile is Sarah Michelle. She was arrested for prostitution recently in New York City. She has made a life of stealing and scamming. Her father’s name is Gregory Drescher, and ex convict himself. 

Surely enough, she is on Facebook under the name, "Sarah Michelle."

Unsurprisingly, there are worse things attached to her name than scamming others for money and allegedly being arrested for prostitution.

In 2004, there was a girl named Sarah Michelle Drescher (with a matching age) that was arrested in relation to a murder suspect in this article: Man Found Guilty in 2004 Henry County Slaying


Here's another article where the victim's mother blames Farrah De Lis (or the girl sharing the similar real name and age) for the murder of her son:

By Mark Randall / Eagle Staff Writer
March 8, 2005

The family of a man found murdered in Henry County are praising the persistence of a sheriff's investigator for breaking open the year-old case, leading to the weekend arrests of five additional suspects who are now charged with capital murder.

Authorities on Saturday arrested Sarah Michelle Drescher, 20 of Headland, Mark Anthony Hammond, 36, of Newton, Morris Scott Mathis, 23, of Dothan, James William Bailey IV, 27, of Dothan, and John Edward Parmer, 24, of Dothan, and charged each of them with capital murder. Charges pending against James Adger Stuckey, 28, of Dothan, were also upgraded in connection with the March 2004 murder of Charles James "CJ" Hatfield.

Henry County Sheriff Lawton Ed Armstrong said the six arrests are the most ever in a capital murder case in the Wiregrass.

"This is probably the most individuals for one capital case in this area that has ever been charged, certainly in this county," Armstrong said.

Hatfield was found shot to death in a rural area of northwest Henry County off County Road 104 last March by Henry County Coroner Derrick Wright and his brother Clay Wright, who were scouting for turkeys. Hatfield had been shot three times in the upper body.

Stuckey was arrested last year and charged with Hatfield's murder but the case remained closed for the most part up until a few months ago when Sheriff's Detective Allen Hendrickson re-opened the case and began chasing down leads, often on his own time.

According to Armstrong, new information linked the five to the murder.

"It was a hard case," Armstrong said. "We had a body that was found in western Henry County and we had to start from scratch. But we were able to continue getting information in this case and had enough to charge them with capital murder."

Armstrong said all five of the individuals arrested were known to associate with each other and knew Hatfield.

"They were all acquaintances," Armstrong said. "They knew each other and the victim. They just kept quiet and kept their stories intact so they wouldn't break."

Authorities believe the shooting was drug related. Hatfield accompanied Stuckey to Atlanta to buy about $3,000 worth of illegal drugs, according to police. While in Atlanta, the two men were robbed. Stuckey believed the robbery had been set up by Hatfield and responded by shooting him, police said earlier. Hatfield was seen in Stuckey's company prior to the shooting.

"I think that theory still stands basically probably over some drugs," Armstrong said.

Armstrong said they believe all five were present when Hatfield was shot and that there was more than one shooter involved. Police recovered a .38-caliber gun they believe may have been the weapon used to kill Hatfield from an acquaintance of Stuckey's and found another, a .380 handgun, in his truck.

Hatfield's mother, Doni Mobley, said her son was easy going and well liked but hung around with the wrong sort of people.

"He didn't deal drugs," Mobley said. "He would use them occasionally but more in a social setting. He would go back and forth at times and just hang out with the wrong people."

Davie Green, Hatfield's ex-girlfriend and mother of the couple's four year old twins, blames Drescher for Hatfield's demise.

"I think it's all her fault," Green said. "CJ (Hatfield) was not friends with them. CJ was dating Sara. She introduced him to Stuckey in order to have some stuff go down so that they could afford a place to live. That's when all this transpired."

Green said Hatfield went to Atlanta with Stuckey hoping to get enough money to rent an apartment for himself and Drescher. They were living with Drescher's grandmother at the time, she said.

"Seeing all of them really made me angry just for the fact that the families are here crying," Green said. "CJ wasn't a perfect person. CJ did things he should not have done. But he doesn't deserve this. Nobody deserves this. You have six people who in one year could have said something at any time and didn't. I'd like to see all of them found guilty."

Hammond, Bailey, Mathis, Stuckey, and Parmer are scheduled to have a preliminary hearing April 6.

Interesting Shows

The updates on this blog have trickled down to once a month now, along with the amount of shows I'm doing (although I've done two this month!). I've been working more hours in my professional life, which means more money, but less time to strip.

My current salary outweighs taking time off from work to drive a 3 or 4 hour round trip just to earn $200 or so. I earn more than from my professional job, so taking time off to strip means I would actually lose money. Sure, there are times when I can earn over $300 a show, but that's not a guarantee whereas my salary is. That means the only time I have for stripping is when my day off coincides with the bachelorette party, and lately, that's been uncommon.

Despite all of that, these parties are still interesting, entertaining, and shocking.

For instance, at a recent bachelorette party, several girls placed a few sliced strawberries on a very attractive girl, even lifting up her dress and putting some on her underwear. I ate the strawberries off of this girl's breasts, took one from her mouth, and went for her panties...And discovered a string from her tampon hanging out. She later bled on the couch. The other girls were so drunk that they didn't notice the blood stain and sat on it.

Another party had a lone lesbian. The girls perked up in amusement when I started dancing with her, expecting her to be uncomfortable or uninterested. To their astonishment, their woman-loving friend really liked me, making comments about my ass, body, and "smooth legs" (I shave them before the parties).

What happened after my show surprised me.

This girl and I began talking in the kitchen and commented on what we liked about the other girls like two guys being pervs in a sports bar. She called random girls over to dance with us, groped them and me, and had me feel them up too. It was great teamwork. She said that we'd make beautiful babies if we got together, but she'd probably cheat on me with other women. I told her that I would help her cheat on me with other women. I would have loved to follow up with a date, but sadly, she lived far away.

 As I have said before, every party is different.