Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Weird E-mails

Here are two e-mails that I didn't really know what to do with (all spelling mistakes were left unchanged):

1st e-mail.
From: Noor
Subject: Stripers

Message:

Hi, i have a question.
How male stripers last so long? I mean how can they last long while there are group of girls blowing their duck off and they dont cum? What do they use??

Thanks with regards.

 
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2nd e-mail.
From: Dj Pendleton-Daniels
Subject: The begining 

Message: 

Hey dion my name is dj and my wife believes i have wat it takes to be a male stripper... Yes i have stripped before but only for forplay. Ik i can do i just need to make my ads show more and get sone betta moves.... Any advice?

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8 comments:

  1. That first e-mail kills me! hehehe :-D

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    1. I'm a "striper" with a "duck." :)

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  2. Effective and meaningful communication is going the way of extinction. In this world of faceless "communication," social media and the new lingua franca (texting/text language)the future is looking bleak!!!

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    1. Luckily there are a few people who can still read and write.

      Back when I first started using the internet in the mid-90s, I would browse through forums of my favorite hobbies and have discussions with many people. Almost everyone on those forums could write well. But during those days, one would have to know a little about computers to find those forums (with addresses like alt.(insert address name).

      Now every Average Joe out there is picking up a phone or computer and surfing the net, and inserting their lack of literary skills for the rest of the public to read.

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  3. The second e-mail asking for advice : Seems like his wife does not have any jealousy issues. Kind of odd. Most wives would not want their hubby getting nekid for other women. Nor girlfriends either, for that matter.

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    1. Even so, his wife is not a good source of objective input as to decide on whether or not to become a male stripper.

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  4. I just saw an ad for a local club in the gayborhood, and im considering it, but don't think im ripped enough. I laughed though because it said accepting all kind of guys, then asked for guys who look like they work out 5x a week, contradicting itself lol.

    I look good, but im not gym 5x/week good! Oh well, worth a shot!

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    1. In the very least, you either get the job, or get feedback on what to work on.

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