Monday, November 16, 2009

Male Stripper Questions - Part 8

Question #1 - From Tony

"I have a lean body which makes me look a little more 'muscular' than I really am, but not really. My GF said that gay guys go wild for the skinnier dudes and that I should try stripping in a gay bar. Have you ever seen a skinny stripper and did he make decent money?"

Answer: I guess it all really depends on the person and your look. To be honest, I only met a few other guys from my agency and most of them would only do parties with girls.

One of the guys who catered to the gay crowd was a guy with the stage name, Bandit. He did one party where the gay crowd got drunk and kept groping him. When he went into the bathroom to put on his clothes to leave, a few tried to pursue him. Bandit ran to his car and took off, vowing never to do another show for a gay crowd.

That said, if you're comfortable with getting groped, I'm sure you would make a lot more money with the gay crowd. From both a historical and observational standpoint, men pay more money when it comes to sexual arousal than women do.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Japanese Translation

For those interested, I'm doing commissions for translating Japanese. I have attached a recent example. The first pic is the final translation while the second is the original clipping from Famitsu, a Japanese video game magazine.

If interested, then e-mail me at

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Male Stripper Questions - Part 7

Q: How many women did you sleep with because of this occupation?

A: I can't tell you how many exactly (nor would I give a number if I could), but I'll just say that this job has provided me with more opportunities than otherwise. It's nothing drastic though.

Q: What race are you? by Jeremy S.

A: Human.

Q: That job sounds awesome!! I envy you dude. I would love to strip for hot women. Is it all fun? What downsides are there? Keep up the stories!! Its a great read. by jrantix

A: Thanks! As for the job, it's not all excitement. Half of the time, I'm driving and looking for the party. That's not very fun unless you enjoy driving for the simple thrill of it.

Like every job, male stripping has several drawbacks. The most common one would be a boring party. Imagine stripping in front of a stiff audience. No one is receptive to you and they won't participate with you. This behavior causes an awkward atmosphere for both you and the girls. Then the girl who paid for you will feel as if she wasted her money. Fortunately this situation occurred seldom and mostly when I was starting out. I learned to adapt with even the most timid of audiences in time.

The second drawback is aggressive women, especially the ones you don't like. Some women, after many drinks, will be forthright with their approach or proposition. While some men would agree that this is a fantasy-come-true, I assure you that this is not always the case. I've had one girl who was slobbering drunk, homely, and obnoxious try to straddle me and shove her tongue down my throat. She became belligerent when I pushed her away. Another time, one girl cornered me when I went to change in the other room, and made a grab for my goods. I politely muttered an excuse and tried to dodge around her, but she was adamant in detaining me. I firmly turned her down and pissed her off, but that was the only way. Some people asked me why I didn't just take such easy offers, but my answer is that I have standards.

One of the worst possible scenarios for my job is the jealous boyfriend. I'm going to settle with boyfriend since husbands are usually older, more mature, and tend to whine less when their wives throw a party. Anyway, the jealous boyfriend would rupture the vein on his forehead at the thought of me in the same room as his girlfriend, not mentioning dancing with her. Such men have tried to pick fights with me, sabotage the party, or just whine and yell empty threats. Even though the jealous-boyfriend's girlfriend was the one indulging herself at the male stripper party, I somehow earn full responsibility for it. He focuses the blame onto me. Luckily, I haven't had to deal with such idiots too often, but it's happened and sometimes the drama is not worth it.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Male Stripping Questions - Part 6

Q: Did any girls get turned on when stripping for them at a party? by Megan T.

A: Some did, and it's not uncommon. You can usually tell when their breathing starts getting deeper and more audible. This usually happens from physical actions rather than visual.

For instance, the party of girls would tuck many dollar bills into various parts on one of their friends: her cleavage, heels, pants, and sometimes in her thong. It was my job to fish the money out and I did this with my teeth. Before I got the money, I would often trace a path on the girl's skin with my tongue toward the dollar bill. I could feel a lot of girls getting turned on by this, although those who were ticklish usually squirmed, writhed, and wiggled away from me while giggling.

I've even had a whole party of cute girls in their twenties tell me that they enjoyed me as a male dancer because I was fun and I turned them on. They told me the previous male dancer they hired only tried to dry hump and grind the entire time.

Body shots also turned some girls on. There were a few girls who requested massages and enjoyed them a little more than necessary. All in all, I saw quite a few girls at these parties who were getting a little hot.

Q: Did you ever see anyone you knew at these parties?

A: A few times, and were they interesting! I saw a couple of classmates from my college classes at my parties. Their surprise just barely surpassed mine. The more likely scenario though was for people to recognize me in public after a party. That actually provoked some bad situations with ex-girlfriends.

Q: Did you ever strip for a gay audience, or just women? If you've danced for both, which did you like better? I'm kind of friendly with a couple of the guys who dance in a gay bar here in Philly, and they say they like dancing for men better-- apparently it's way better money, and the women at the straight places can get a little to crazy.... by Dave

A: So what are you doing hanging out at the gay bar in Philly, Dave? Just joking---I'll answer your question.

For private parties, I only stripped for women and I prefer it that way. Sometimes women would have a gay friend or two along, but they would only watch. I didn't dance with the men for two reasons: First of all, I'm not gay; second, that would be out of my comfort zone.

I did dance at a regular night club on two nights of the week: Thursday and Friday. Thursday night was "Ladies' Night" and Friday night was for the gay crowd even though there were just as many straight women in attendance. I danced on a platform with a female partner to add decadence to the club's atmosphere. No one was allowed to touch me, but they could leave us tips. I didn't mind working the first few weeks, but I soon detested it.

I quit after a short time because I had to be at the club the entire night and would only get paid sixty dollars plus tips. Tips paled in comparison to a private party so the whole gig wasn't worth it. At a private party, I only had to be there for thirty minutes to an hour and I earned a lot more than working at the club. If I was having a terrible time at the private party, I would just leave (which I rarely did). Most of the time, the women invited me to go out with them afterward.

I've heard of male dancers who did private parties for men for more money. The gay audience probably does pay a lot more money--my agent said so himself. However that's not my thing and money is not really an issue for me. If I were gay though, I'd probably be a rich man by now though! Women can get a bit too crazy, but it's usually the fun type of crazy and if it pushes my boundaries, then I let them know and they stop. But I rather liked it when women went a little crazy with me.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Male Stripper Questions - Part 5

Q: So what do you do for fun? Do you throw wild parties or do you just chill?
by Pboi

A: I'm not Hugh Hefner. My normal life is...well, pretty normal. I read a lot, play video games, do a lot of outdoor activities. I also write. I did have some crazy times in college, but I'm a very laid-back guy. When I was in college stripping, I would often go home and play Everquest to wind down.

Q: How did you get into the profession?

A: It started when I was in college. A female classmate and I were killing time between classes (we had a few classes together). We went to a lingerie store that also booked male and female strippers. This store had a "Now Hiring Strippers" sign on the front door. All the store asked for was some photos for them to show to prospective clients. My classmate encouraged me to apply and said that she'd take photos of me.

I provided the photos and the owner of the store said I had to tag along with one of the veteran male strippers, and going by his word, the owner would then determine if she would hire me or not. The veteran male dancer I had to go with was a guy named Kevin from Jamaica. Another guy who applied as a male stripper came along too. Our objective was to be able to dance for the girls without getting cold feet. Kevin started dancing for the women and I soon followed. The other guy froze in place and couldn't do it. So I was the one who got hired.

After doing many shows, I perfected my routine, amassed a collection of costumes, and branched out to other agencies. I got an agent and even freelanced on my own. All in all, I earned quite a bit of money for a college student.

Q: What are the prerequisites for being a stripper? Do you need like a 10in cock? (no homo)
by mfl1992

A: A good body and an appealing face. You should at least have some abs and muscle mass. You don't need a huge cock but it'd probably help. I had one agency ask how big my cock was. You're not required to be nude although some girls request it---it's your choice whether you want to take it all off or not.

It's not required but having costumes will exponentially help you get work. Quite a number of parties request a stripper with a police uniform. Just about every agency will ask you if you own any costumes. You'll also need your own cell phone and vehicle. Having access to Google-Map, Mapquest, or your own GPS is a must.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Irina Riabova

There aren't many women out there that I'd give a perfect 10 . Call me picky or whatever. Yes, there are plenty of beautiful women out there, but rarely do I stumble upon someone who can provide me with countless hours of fap material. Irina Riabova (from Russia) is one of those girls. If you're one of those people who hates even a little muscle on a woman, then I suggest you move on. But if you like beauty mixed in with a elegant muscularity, then this woman has it all.

Irina Riabova earns a 10 from me. At least her appearance does in these photos:



Friday, April 3, 2009

Male Strippers Questions - Part 4

Q: So have you done any parties like all hispanics, all blacks, or all Asians... If so are they any different? by John Webb

A: Yes. I've done all of the above. Are they different? Not really---it depends on the girl more than the crowd. Some girls are shy, some aren't. I do know that a party of all black girls usually requests a black guy to strip for them. A party with all latinas often requests a latino guy. I've only done one all Asian girl party and they didn't make any special requests. This isn't always the case, but was most often the case from my experience.

So how do I do these parties if I'm not black or hispanic? Well if a black male stripper is unavailable then the girls will just pick someone else off the list---which was sometimes me. One time a black man hired me for his wife and her girlfriends. Another time, one woman just picked me out of the lineup because I was her personal favorite. As for the latina parties, my agencies would lie and tell the clients that I was latino. The only thing that truly matters is if the girls have a good time. They usually don't care what you are as long as they like you.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Male Stripper Questions - Part 3

Q: Ever get laid because of these parties?

A: Yeah. Imagine going to a club where it's all women and you're the only guy. That's kind of how my job was.

Q: How many women would you say you slept with because of this occupation?

A: More than I would have otherwise. I'm not giving any numbers here. Just for the record though, I prefer quality over quantity.

Q: So are the chicks hot? Or they fat and ugly?

A: A mix of both. Go out to a bar or club: Are the chicks hot, or are they ugly? Just like going out to random places, my parties always have a random assortment of people. Sometimes all the girls are hot, other times not so much.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Male Stripper Questions - Part 2

Q: What did you dress up as----theme wise?

A: The police officer outfit was popular. Some occasionally requested a cowboy outfit. Surprisingly, I rarely received requests for the fireman outfit.

Q: Did you have to have an escort with you? Like the ones that come with Female strippers?

A: No. I almost always went alone. One agent had this to say about a male stripper's personal safety: "If you think you're gonna get raped by a buncha women, you can always beat 'em off with the hundred pound of muscles you have on 'em. If you can't beat 'em off, then perhaps you deserved to get raped by 'em."

Q: Did women ever request for you to do the helicopter? (making your wiener swing around and around in a comical fashion)

A: No, but that's hilarious!

Q: Do you have any pics of you naked? If so can I see them?

A: Sure! If you pay me like everyone else does.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Male Stripper Questions - Part 1

Q: Did any of women do stuff to you? Or was it only just a show?

A: I assume you're asking if any women tried to have sex with me, right? Well it was mainly just a show, but there were some women occasionally who wanted more than a show.

Q: What were people's reactions when they heard you were a stripper?

A: Some people were shocked. Others laughed and told me that was awesome. A few didn't really have much reaction at all. I never really had any bad reactions; then again, I didn't divulge candid information if I thought someone would take it poorly.

Q: Any mega sex parties?

A: That's mostly in porn. I'm sure there are some wild people out there, but I doubt that a room full of girls are just going to randomly take turns sharing a stranger's cock.