- "Careful with me... I have a bad hip!"
- "It's been a long time since I felt a man this young, this smooth. My husband is all wrinkly and saggy."
- "I touched the dance's penis more in the last three minutes than I've touched my husband's in the last three years!"
- "I may be old, but that doesn't mean I can't have fun with you all night long!
A lady in her forties sat next to her mother and said this:
- "Mom, quit doing that to him! You're embarrassing me!"
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Senior Citizen Outing
Last night, a group of old ladies got together and hired a male stripper (me) for their evening's entertainment. They turned out to be a wild bunch despite being over sixty and seventy. Maybe it had something to do with the insecurities and inhibitions of youth fading away with age. Below are some of the memorable quotes from them: