Last Saturday my agent called me around 7 P.M. to do a last minute party that was supposed to take place at 11 P.M. Four hours to do the preparations for a party, which included shaving, showering, making yourself smell good, along with commuting to the party doesn't really give you much time, especially if you're already in the middle of doing something. I was in the middle of helping my mom with moving some stuff around her house when I received the call. Sometimes this job can really ruin your weekend plans. Basically, a group of Georgians came down to the Gulf Coast to celebrate a bachelorette party for a girl named Joy (not real name). These girls wanted me dressed as a cowboy and they were promising me at least a fifty dollar tip on top of my base pay.
This party was taking place at a beach condo. I arrived at there in my cowboy getup: cowboy hat, black, knee-high boots, loose jeans (so I could pull them off easily), and my black and white button-up cowboy shirt. I saw eight girls as I stepped in, ranging from mid-20's to mid-40's in age. The bachelorette stood out from her friends, because she had the usual white veil on her auburn hair, and she was sitting on a chair in the middle of the room. She stood taller than me with a sturdy build that gave her an amazon appearance. She stiffened at my approach.
As I stripped, the bachelorette and her younger friends warmed up to me. The older women were content to just watch. One of her younger friends, a tanned and attractive brunette with greenish-yellow eyes, buried money deep inside her bras for me to fish out with my mouth. I pulled down her shirt and bra to expose the dollar bills and licked her nipples before extricating the money. She moaned and thrust her hips against me. Next, I went to a tall and tanned blonde and placed her on the ground, shoving my the bulge of my thong against her face. She opened her mouth and placed her lips around the end of my bulge. I could feel her tongue caressing me. She pulled away and laughed as her friends started snapping a lot of pictures. I rotated her body around so I could place my crotch against hers. She began bucking her hips as well.
"I can put my legs behind my head," she said.
"Really?" I said. "I'd love to see that."
She showed me, bending her legs upward behind her head and using her arms to hold her legs in place--like a contortionist. I was impressed...and horny from seeing it at the same time.
I alternated amongst the girls until everyone had a turn, some girls getting more or less attention than others. For the finale, I placed the bachelorette on the floor and told the other girls to place money on her. They buried money into her bra, her buttcrack, in the open zipper on the front of her jeans, and the bachelorette took a twenty-dollar bill and stuffed it deep into the crotch of her pants. "You're really gonna have to go deep to get that one," she said.
I pulled out all the dollars, saving the twenty-dollar bill in her crotch for last. I unbuttoned her jeans and pulled them down a little. She was not wearing underwear, and I still couldn't see the twenty-dollar bill. I did see her hairy bush, untrimmed and wild. I almost gagged. "I can't go down that far now," I said, hoping that she wouldn't push the issue.
Lucky for me, one of her friends came to the rescue. "Joy, there are boundaries, remember? You're about to be married soon."
Joy sighed and said, "Oh yeah, I almost forgot." She reached deep into her crotch, pulled out the twenty, and handed it to me. I got dressed as soon after.
The girls insisted that I stay and hang out. The bachelorette invited me to stay the night, but her friend reminded her of "boundaries" again. I politely declined, but the flexible cute blonded invited me out as well, and she said that I could stay the night if I didn't want to drive home. In my experience, that offer almost guarantees sex. However, I declined. I had errands to run the next day. Had I been in my early 20's again, I would've stayed and fucked for as long as possible. I guess my priorities have changed now that I am 30.
I had a great time though. These girls gave me over $200 in tips. This party makes me look forward to the rest of what spring break has to offer.
Thats great that your priorities have changed dude. And im also glad her friend warned her of her boundries. Maybe she shouldnt have been getting married if she sighed and said, "Oh yeah, I almost forgot." Thats just reckless...as usual,girls being sluts/whores as usual,hell were they even drunk?
ReplyDeleteLucky for me, one of her friends came to the rescue. "Joy, there are boundaries, remember? You're about to be married soon."
ReplyDeleteJoy sighed and said, "Oh yeah, I almost forgot."
hmmm... so many dumb bimbos these days. Makes me feel sorry for their husbands or future husbands. I also wonder if they were even drunk or if it would even make any difference.
Yeah,at least Dion set some rules for himself after seeing so many of these girls cheat on their spouse,but then again,like he said,back in his early 20's he would have fucked them because he didn't set his own rules and didn't know about the infidelity,so he finally changed and set priorities.
ReplyDeleteIf I were to pick a girl from this party, then it would be the blonde. She was really hot.
ReplyDeleteBut even at 20 or 21, I wouldn't have slept with the bachelorette, especially with that out-of-control forest she had down there.