Most single men would disagree with me, but there are a lot of beautiful, single, and horny women out there. I meet them all the time, and last Saturday on March 19th of 2011 was no exception.
It was a bachelorette party in Foley, Alabama. There were ten girls, and at least half of them were single.
My routine was typical enough; I stripped, pulled money out of bras with my mouth, and nudged a few faces with my "bulge." Their reactions and comments were unique though:
"I'm glad I shaved my legs beforehand." - While I was pulling money from between her legs and up her skirt.
"Good thing I put on deodorant," another said.
"It's been a long time since a penis touched me." - An attractive girl commented while I continuously buried my crotch into her face as I did push-ups.
One attractive red-haired girl squealed when I kissed and licked her neck while I was attempting to extricate a dollar from the loop of her earring. The whole room laughed. "That's her sweet spot," one of the other girls said, replacing her earring loop with another dollar bill. "Now do it again."
After my performance, I stayed and talked with the girls. They joked and asked if I offered "any other services," because some of them had been single for awhile. I couldn't see why, because they were all attractive for the most part.