Thursday, January 15, 2015

A Crazy Start to 2015

Taking off the cop uniform.
Under normal circumstances, January often drudges along without any bachelorette parties in my region. Everyone spent the holidays celebrating and find themselves returning to their normal work lives.

That was a good thing, too. I threw out my back a few weeks ago and had to go to the hospital. Out of all the times to have an injury, December and January were the most ideal since I wouldn’t have to work … Or so I had thought.

This year brought many tourists eager to thrust dollar bills into a male stripper’s G-string.

Here are the highlights from the parties of January, 2015, so far:

First Party

- The first bachelorette party was wilder than usual, touching, groping, and fondling me without reservations.

- Everyone ranged from ages 18 to 24.

- My back was bothering a bit at this party, even hampering my movements, but the fervor of the crowd made me forget about it sometimes.

- I was able to get some pics and videos as you can see.

- I stripped completely nude based on the girls unanimously voting to see my penis.

- One girl said, “I hope this doesn’t offend you, but I gotta say it … Asian, big dick!”

- I kissed an 18-year-old girl and exchanged phone numbers with her. A college freshman.

Second Party

- Women ranged in the late 20’s to 50’s.

- Everyone was exceptionally kind.

- I earned $300 from this gig.

- It was exceptionally cold (for the South) on this night. Usually I strip in the spring, summer, or fall where it’s warm in the very least. This time I wore a jacket and gloves with my costume to keep from freezing.

- A few single girls lingered around to talk with me.

- I left early instead of stayed. I’m 33 years old and been working all week—no longer 21 with a deep pool of energy. I needed some time to relax at home.

Third Party

- Bride was a virgin and extremely shy. Other girls warned me that she might not accept the idea of a male stripper. She turned red just by my very presence, and it took a very conservative and careful approach just to avoid scaring her to death.

- Three sisters of the bride’s future husband were present. The bride admitted that she was afraid of getting in trouble with them by interacting with me.

- Two of the sisters were single and insisted that the bride have a good time with me. One sister said, “Look at his body. Our brother looks nothing like this! Come on—feel those abs, grab that ass!”

- One sister mentioned, “Can you believe that she never had sex with the groom? Why buy a car before test-driving it?”

- While I lay down on couch, the girls sprayed whipped cream all over my body—including my abs, neck, chest, inner thighs, and even my crotch area—and licked it off like a litter of kittens attacking a milk dish.

- Eventually the bride relaxes.

- Several girls demanded to see my penis, including the sisters and the bride. What better way to bond with your in-laws than to admire a man's dick together? I said that I would only show them if everyone agreed that it was okay. Two girls didn’t want to. They left the room, leaving half a dozen gathered together on a couch in front of me.

- Once I took my thong off, one girl muttered, “An Asian with a huge penis.” People and their stereotypes... The girls marveled as I stood before them and masturbated.

- One of the sisters, a 23 year old, stood up and approached me. Her hands caressed me all over, finally coming to rest at my cock. She grabbed it and began stroking it. She call her 18-year-old sister up to join. The 18 year old was reluctant at first, but she sauntered next to me, and began touching me too. Two sisters jerking me off; it was like a porn fantasy mixed with drunkenness. I throbbed in pleasure.

- The party ended because several girls were either sick from too much alcohol, or tired because of the late hour. They had to be out of the condo by 9 o’clock in the morning. They packed loads of food for me to take home.

- The bride and her new in-laws said they had a wonderful time. I did too!

So far, 2015 is shaping up to be a great year. I'm looking forward to the rest of it.

**WARNING: Semi-NSFW pic below**

"Hanging out" at the first party.


  1. If I may ask, what was the nature of your back injury that would warrant a hospital visit? It wasn't a weight room mishap was it?

    1. That's a very good assumption! I had one of those moments where I felt like a teenager...

  2. My question is about going fully nude.

    Are you actually aroused (boner or semi boner) at the time you remove your G-string? Or are you 100% limp and have to "harden up" after removing the G-string? If it is the latter, don't you run the chance of not "rising to the occasion?" I don't think girls are interested in seeing an non-erect penis.

    Also when you said you masturbated in front of these women, did you get to the point where you ejaculated.

  3. I find it funny that you can maker her feel so comfortable and much more Hornier than her fiance can That's terrible. She shouldn't be with him for that reason. Do you still keep in touch with her?

    1. No. My contact with brides stays solely at the party.

      You bring a good point, though. If she wasn't comfortable with certain things before marriage, then a ceremony isn't going to fix these issues.

  4. Did the sisters jerk you off til you ejaculated Dion?

  5. Did the sisters jerk you off until you ejaculated?

  6. Really, those girls were dissing their own brother? I feel sorry for the sod! Lol!
    How was your approach with the shy bride? Did you dance to a slower song, make her touch you over your clothes?

    1. That's what I was thinking! Family just isn't what it used to be...

      The bride felt my bare ass and my abs. It took her a while to warm up, and her soon-to-be sisters-in-law helped convince her, too!

  7. Asian with big cock haha how big is it dion