Friday, January 2, 2015

New Year Resolutions for Male Stripper 2015

Last year, I posted the some resolutions for both aspiring and professional male strippers. This year, I will add to them:


Aspiring Male Stripper Resolutions

  • I will train to build a better body.
  • I will eat a healthy diet to attain an ideal physique.
  • I will improve my dancing abilities, even if I think I know how to dance.
  • I will groom myself and maintain the highest standards of hygiene.
  • I will start a portfolio of professional pictures of myself, so I have something to send to employers.
  • I will have my own cell phone and GPS.
  • I will have my own music player accompanied by a setlist of good dance songs.
  • I will put together at least two different costumes.
  • I will buy some sexy underwear for stripping.
  • I will contact at least three different employers for work.
  • I will listen to criticism.


Professional Male Stripper Resolutions
  • I will maintain or improve my work-out routine, diet, and physique.
  • I will practice my dance routine and look for ways to improve it.
  • I will continue to look my best, never slacking because I have achieved success.
  • I will learn to perform and speak in public, even if I think I already know how.
  • I will check out different employers to learn about other opportunities out there.
  • I will treat my current employer(s) with respect because they provide me with work.
  • I will give my customers the best service that I can.
  • I will put together another costume and/or improve the ones I already have.
  • I will create business cards and network with local limo services, party buses, event organizers, or any other possible venues that may require a male stripper.
  • I will update my portfolio if necessary.
  • I will abstain from activities and substances that are detrimental to my health and physique.
  • I will not be envious of others, nor compare myself to my peers.
  • I will be amiable, enthusiastic, and professional.
  • I will not boast, brag, or gloat about my profession.
  • I will always remember where I came from.
  • I will strive to learn other skills and knowledge in life, because I know that I cannot strip forever.

2015 Additions:

  • I will avoid poisonous people who insult me, smile upon my misfortunes, and discourage me from bettering myself. 
  • I will avoid being such a poisonous person to my peers, because such a personality will show in my work.
  • I will cultivate and/or maintain profound friendships with positive people, because these are the relationships that count once the parties are over.
  • I will evaluate my bad parties and discover new ways to satisfy customers, even if they are difficult.
  • I will count and record my earnings, even the tips down to the last dollar. I will use this information to track my personal budget, note the customer flow each month and season, and to note which parties netted the most tips so I can make the necessary adjustments for improvements. 

2 comments:

  1. Great resolutions ! The first 3 under "2015 Additions" are great for anybody (not only strippers).

    Best of luck to you in 2015 Dion...in all you do.

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    1. Thank you! I hope 2015 is a great year for you too! So far, 2015 is shaping up nicely. I hope the momentum continues.

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