February Party

During the first weekend of February, I stripped for the first time in a few years. It was also the first time I stripped with a sprained ankle.

A older man hired me to strip for his wife's fiftieth birthday at a bar in the countryside. I met him outside of the bar by his pickup truck, where he paid me. He told me that his wife, daughter, and their friends were all inside the bar. He also told me to place any drink I wanted on his tab. You gotta love Southern hospitality.

He noticed my sprained ankle at the last moment and asked what happened. I told him that I rolled on it thirty minutes prior to arriving. He didn't seem too happy to hear that, but I had already received the money. I assured him that his wife will have a great time. Only by being a male stripper could I get away with saying stuff like that. He nodded and told me to do a good job.

I went inside and was instantly bombarded by several women. They smelled me out right away, surrounded me, then touched and flirted with me. They led me to the birthday lady, who was sitting on a chair on the dance floor. A stripper pole stretched from the ceiling to floor next to her. I felt lucky, because I could grasp the stripper pole and chair for assistance, making up for my sprained ankle.

At least fifty people, both men and women, filled the small bar. As I stripped for the birthday lady, I was instantly surrounded by over a dozen women. They were groping me and stuffing my thong full of dollar bills. I felt a few hands squeeze my ass, caress my balls, and one even grabbed my cock. I felt something strike my chest with a thud, then looked down and saw a coin falling to the floor. I guessed one of the men decided to have a laugh at my expense. I overlooked his rudeness, because I had over a dozen women surrounding me.

After I ended the routine, I put on my clothes and stayed at the bar for awhile longer and talked with a few people. Everyone was nice to me. Then a man in a cowboy hat approached me.

"Hey, can I talk to you for a second?" he asked.

"Sure," I said.

"Wayne (not real name) is outside waiting for you. He's wantin' to fight ya."

I shook my head in exasperation. "Let me guess. About a woman, right?"

"Yeah, he's pissed you were dancin' with his wife--" he said, then hurriedly continued when he saw I was about to say something--"Oh, I don't think you did anything wrong, man. His wife was the one who wanted to dance with ya. Wayne's just drunk and he's blamin' ya. I personally think he's bein' a dumbass."

I explained to the man that I didn't show up at these parties to steal some man's girl or start trouble, but if trouble came to me, then I was prepared to deal with it. The man nodded. I really didn't want to get into a fight, especially with a sprained ankle.

The old man who hired me approached us. He asked what was going on. The man in the cowboy hat explained everything. Apparently, Wayne was the old man's son-in-law. The old man appeared angry. "Come on," he said. "We'll walk you your car."

The old man and the guy in the cowboy hat accompanied me to my car. We did not encounter Wayne. The old man thanked me again for a job well done, then told me that his wife had a really great time. I thanked him for the hospitality.

With the combination of a sprained ankle and an angry redneck, I think that things can only get better from here.

Male Stripper Questions - Part 9

Here are some more questions. I have a backlog of plenty of other emails, so there will be more questions posted throughout the following week:

Question 1: Why are the events often for women only, is that the stripper’s preference or the organisers? - Paul

Answer: The stripper's preference usually determines whether he strips for females only. Personally, I prefer doing parties for only women, so I told my entertainment company that I only strip for women. From what they've told me, I don't think they get many inquiries from gay men, but that's probably because the number of gay men wanting a stripper is fewer than the number of straight females wanting a stripper.

Question 2: Have you every stripped in front of a mixed audience and did you mind doing so? Do other men every feel threatened by it all, knowing a muscular good looking man is getting lots of female attention while they have to wait around outside?

Answer: Yes to the first part of your question. I've done plenty of birthday parties where the birthday girl, her friends, and their husbands/boyfriends were present. One time, a frat guy hired me to strip for his girlfriend, and his friends and her friends were there. Most of these guys carried on a good nature about my interactions with the women. One guy hired me for his wife to celebrate an anniversary, and he told me to turn her on as much as possible. I don't mind doing these types of parties.

However, when a guy acts like an insecure dipshit, I mind. I stripped for a birthday girl once and a few guys were already there. Most of them went to the other room. One guy stayed behind and said to another girl, "If he makes a move on my girlfriend, I'm gonna kick the shit outta him."

I looked at him and said, "Talk all the shit you want, but put your hands on me and I'll fuck you up." The guy pretended not to hear, so I continued, "I'm not here to pick up on your girlfriend. If you're upset about losing your girlfriend to someone, then you should fix your insecurity, because that's what's gonna chase her away faster than anything else."

He said nothing and walked away into another room. His girlfriend didn't even follow him.

To answer your question, I don't mind as long as the men are easy going. However, girls tend to relax and have more fun when there are no other men in the room. Some men feel threatened while others simply don't care. Everyone prefers the latter.


Question 3: Do your girlfriends know you do this? If so what do they say? Sorry but i couldnt date a male stripper. - Tracy

Answer: If I become involved in a serious relationship, then I quit stripping. I find that partying with a group of girls while having a girlfriend to be both unfair and disrespectful.

I had quit stripping to pursue serious relationships before. I found it easy.

As for reactions to my experience, some girls didn't mind that I stripped and didn't make a big deal about it.

The worst reaction I've seen was when a college girlfriend of mine went through my computer and found some pictures of a few of my parties. She became furious even though she knew I stripped before. I, in turn, got pissed that she went through my computer files without my permission, disrespecting my privacy.

As for your personal tastes, Tracy, if you can't date a male stripper, then I see no problem with that. I wouldn't recommend it either!

Male Stripper Questions - Part 8

Question #1 - From Tony

"I have a lean body which makes me look a little more 'muscular' than I really am, but not really. My GF said that gay guys go wild for the skinnier dudes and that I should try stripping in a gay bar. Have you ever seen a skinny stripper and did he make decent money?"

Answer: I guess it all really depends on the person and your look. To be honest, I only met a few other guys from my agency and most of them would only do parties with girls.

One of the guys who catered to the gay crowd was a guy with the stage name, Bandit. He did one party where the gay crowd got drunk and kept groping him. When he went into the bathroom to put on his clothes to leave, a few tried to pursue him. Bandit ran to his car and took off, vowing never to do another show for a gay crowd.

That said, if you're comfortable with getting groped, I'm sure you would make a lot more money with the gay crowd. From both a historical and observational standpoint, men pay more money when it comes to sexual arousal than women do.

Japanese Translation

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Male Stripper Questions - Part 7

Q: How many women did you sleep with because of this occupation?

A: I can't tell you how many exactly (nor would I give a number if I could), but I'll just say that this job has provided me with more opportunities than otherwise. It's nothing drastic though.

Q: What race are you? by Jeremy S.

A: Human.

Q: That job sounds awesome!! I envy you dude. I would love to strip for hot women. Is it all fun? What downsides are there? Keep up the stories!! Its a great read. by jrantix

A: Thanks! As for the job, it's not all excitement. Half of the time, I'm driving and looking for the party. That's not very fun unless you enjoy driving for the simple thrill of it.

Like every job, male stripping has several drawbacks. The most common one would be a boring party. Imagine stripping in front of a stiff audience. No one is receptive to you and they won't participate with you. This behavior causes an awkward atmosphere for both you and the girls. Then the girl who paid for you will feel as if she wasted her money. Fortunately this situation occurred seldom and mostly when I was starting out. I learned to adapt with even the most timid of audiences in time.

The second drawback is aggressive women, especially the ones you don't like. Some women, after many drinks, will be forthright with their approach or proposition. While some men would agree that this is a fantasy-come-true, I assure you that this is not always the case. I've had one girl who was slobbering drunk, homely, and obnoxious try to straddle me and shove her tongue down my throat. She became belligerent when I pushed her away. Another time, one girl cornered me when I went to change in the other room, and made a grab for my goods. I politely muttered an excuse and tried to dodge around her, but she was adamant in detaining me. I firmly turned her down and pissed her off, but that was the only way. Some people asked me why I didn't just take such easy offers, but my answer is that I have standards.

One of the worst possible scenarios for my job is the jealous boyfriend. I'm going to settle with boyfriend since husbands are usually older, more mature, and tend to whine less when their wives throw a party. Anyway, the jealous boyfriend would rupture the vein on his forehead at the thought of me in the same room as his girlfriend, not mentioning dancing with her. Such men have tried to pick fights with me, sabotage the party, or just whine and yell empty threats. Even though the jealous-boyfriend's girlfriend was the one indulging herself at the male stripper party, I somehow earn full responsibility for it. He focuses the blame onto me. Luckily, I haven't had to deal with such idiots too often, but it's happened and sometimes the drama is not worth it.