Today's story, I Impregnated a Bachelorette, was an April Fools joke. A first for this website.
I'm not going to have an illegitimate child (at least as far as I know!). The whole story was fabricated in the early morning hours. For all of those who have shown concern, sympathy, and interest, I appreciate the sentiments. I apologize to the readers from the various countries that do not recognize April Fools day.
Y'all gotta admit---that was pretty funny.