***EDIT: This story is an April's Fools joke. It never happened.***
My luck has just run out, and now I have to face the consequences.
Back in February, I did a bachelorette party and fucked the bachorlette afterwards. I'll call her Kayla.
Anyway, Kayla and her friends invited me out to the club after my strip show, which only lasted 30 minutes. Once at the club, I danced a lot with Kayla and we both got drunk.
We all stayed at the club until last call, then went back to the condo. Kayla offered to walk me to my car and that was where we started making out. Then we took it further... Inside my car, of all places.
Neither of us had a condom and were too drunk to care. Well, I ended up cumming inside of her. I warned her that I was cumming, but she didn't hop off, and I figured she was on the pill.
After we fucked, she went back to the condo. I haven't heard from her since... Until yesterday.
She called me up and told me that she was pregnant. She took three tests---all came back positive. She said it HAS to be mine, because her fiance was a contractor in Afghanistan and the only person who has had sex with her during that time frame was me. She said she was absolutely going to keep the baby.
I asked her if she told her fiance, and she said, "No."
This whole situation has really thrown me for a loop. I'm not sure what to do now...