*Note: The following chapter is an excerpt from my book, "Behind the G-String: Dion's Guide to Becoming a Male Stripper" that is available here.
My name is Dion, and I am a male stripper.
In
high school, I wasn’t the star football player or prom king. I was the musician
in chorus class who had never even been inside a gym. I spent all my free time
playing video games, reading fantasy novels, and watching anime.
I
moved to Gainesville in 2002 to attend the University of Florida, one of the
top party schools in the United States. I missed out on the wild parties,
apparently. I spent my 21st birthday working a part-time job at the
gym and doing homework. There was no crazy birthday party, no outing with
friends. I couldn’t even get a girlfriend. I was in the prime of my life making
good grades at a good college, but I felt like a loser.
My
saving grace through this period was bodybuilding. Ultimately, it was my dream
to compete. I wanted to enter a bodybuilding competition and be the best built
guy in the region. However, while I had good muscular symmetry, my frame would
never allow me to attain the hulking physiques of pro-bodybuilders, meaning I
wasn’t likely to win any competitions. Moreover, my muscles weren’t getting me
any girls.
Then
I walked into French Addiction, a lingerie store, and saw an ad for male
strippers. Part of the requirement was having a nice physique. No dance
experience necessary. I applied and got the job.
Getting
this job marked the biggest turning point of my life. I became a whole other
person. My life shifted from a dull existence to one full of excitement. I went
to the best parties and got paid to
do so. My forays with the opposite sex exceeded all my fantasies and
expectations. Girls constantly called me wanting to hang out. My life made
those movies about the college party life seem boring in comparison.
The
money was great too. I made more in thirty minutes working a party than I did
during a week’s worth of work at the gym. Other students had to take grueling
shift work to earn minimum wage, while I partied with girls and earned more. I
couldn’t believe it. Sometimes I had nightmares that the whole male stripping
job was just a dream.
To say that male stripping changed me is an
understatement. It transformed me into something better, more dynamic. This
occupation also gave me plenty of memorable adventures. Becoming a stripper was
one of the best things that ever happened to me, and I would do it over again
and again.
That’s
enough about me. What about you? Why do you want to become a stripper?
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