Sunday, October 24, 2010

Race Matters

There is no such thing as racial equality in male stripping. And there never will be.

Ethnicity makes a huge difference in this field---at least with the private parties. A crowd of black girls will request a black guy. Country girls usually want a white guy. Latinas typically request latino guys. No one ever requests an Asian guy...well except once, but I'll go into that another time.

Well, I am half Asian.

My mother is Asian. My dad is white, but has a bit of Native American Indian blood in him. As a result, he tans easily, and so do I.

Fortunately, this mixture benefits me since my agent promotes me whenever convenient. If the girls want a white guy, then he tells them that I am white. If the girls want a Latino, he tells them I am Latino. Black girls almost always want a black guy, so I wouldn't get the same amount of work as I would if I were black, but my agent says I'm darker than most guys. Therefore, I can cover a broad range of ethnicities, maximizing my profits.

My agent really only exaggerates about race when the girls make a big issue out of it. I have shown up to parties where my agent told the girls I was 100% white or Latino, only to have the party discover that I was mixed. The girls never cared, as long as the performance went well. Here and there, a few girls will get together and dote on me about how exotic I am.

Sometimes I lie.

I have told girls that I was Eastern European, Native American Indian, or some strange mixture that I concoct at the last second. They always believe me, or my agent. Either way, they're happy and I get paid in the end, so everyone benefits.

3 comments:

  1. As a european it's always "strange" to read about how americans openly divide themselves in race groups... But at least, you are less hypocritical on this matter -which is a good thing.

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  2. I agree with you. I wish people would just drop the whole thing. The American news media and government also reinforce the race issue. However, we have a lot of people who just don't care about race, but we also have those who fuss about it all the time.

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    1. Truth is mestizo, or mixed with White, men, including half Asian and White, like you are homewreckers who lure monoracial women to cheat on their monoracial husband or boyfriend until their man and his bros gang up on you, especially when they're Asian, accusing you of "yellow fever" or "Asian fetish", or White. Hey let's face it, half Asian and White guys who like Asian girls are seen by Asian guys as having "yellow fever" or "Asian fetish" because half Asian and White guys are like White guys which is worse than monoracial White guys.

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